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Bombshell's

Bombshell's
Texas
The Green Beret
Bacon, Guacamole, Jalapeno, Sauteed Onion, Lettuce, Tomato, & Blue Cheese Crumbles
$13.95


Buckle up for a bumpy ride because there's not much going right with this burger this week. Now before I start tearing it apart, I do have to disclose that it was really busy so that MAY have something to do with parts of it, but it's hard to use that excuse to justify most of the faults this burger has.
The meat itself was all around disappointing and actually caused me to not even eat the burger in it's entirety. While I get most of my burgers medium with a little pink, this burger was basically still mooing. Now like I said earlier, this could be due to how busy the kitchen was, but still it made the burger unappetizing to me. The meat also was not very juicy and didn't have any seasoning of any kind on it, making the burger have to rely on the fixings and not the meat itself.
The tomato and lettuce come separate from the burger and you can put it on itself and after touching them, they were warm, so it was pretty obvious that they were taken out of their containers and left out or under a heat lamp while the rest of the burger was being built. The jalapenos were very thick slices, which while it's not always a bad things, it is when the burger is so small (which we will get to later). The guacamole in my opinion was very bland. My fiance makes a kickass guacamole and if that was on this burger instead of their house guacamole, that might have made it go up a full point. I love sauteed onions and they went heavy on them, so they got some points there (but even then, that's just due to my love of the item). The bacon I personally didn't like because it was very chewy, but it had some good flavor so it wasn't a complete loss. The bun just seemed to be a generic bun that you could get at the store, so hard to give the burger praise there.
The burger itself was small compared to the price you were paying which is another thing that I try to take into account when grading as I don't want to send my fans to a place to pay more for a low quality burger when they could pay that money for something better, and that being said, if you want a lower quality burger I would send them to a place where they could get that on the cheap, but that's not here.



VERDICT: 1.5 out of 5 Stars.

And so the Chase continues…

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